Climate Comparison Prints

"Yes, it’s hot and humid in Atlanta, but my vote is worth ten thousand of yours."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Bed Seasons

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

The sea 2050.

A guide to seasons in the North East

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"Uh-oh - climate change."

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

Ice Fishing

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Keep Off The Hay

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

snowman hitchhiking

Creator's Remorse

"Well, the drought is over."

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.

"The government is going to fight climate change by rearranging the deckchairs on the iceberg."

'It must be Spring...the rain's warm!'

It's a forwarding address to a feeder in Florida. Bird seed.