Climate Contrast Prints

The Abominable Snow Shark.

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

The sea 2050.

A guide to seasons in the North East

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"We're freaky February hares, the mad march ones have vanished due to global warming."

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"I've been dumping bodies here for years, and it seems to me that the sea level is rising."

"Uh-oh - climate change."

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

Keep Off The Hay

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

'How was your holiday?'

"I'm an optimist. I have every confidence that global warming will be nullified by nuclear winter."

snowman hitchhiking

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

Creator's Remorse

"Well, the drought is over."

'It must be Spring...the rain's warm!'

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"The government is going to fight climate change by rearranging the deckchairs on the iceberg."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

Signpost to London and Cairo with Umbrella and Parasol.