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A complimentary biscuit

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'If this is tea, I'll have a coffee. If it's a coffee, I'll have a tea!'

Tea of Love

The Alpha Seltzer

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'Do not stand while the room is in motion.'

Friday 5.30pm.

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

'Is your cap on tight? We don't want any more accidents in the bed, do we?'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

Tea Snob.

Le Chocolat!

Wishing Well

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."

"This is our coffeemaker room."

"They grilled me, Eddie, but I didn't talk."

'Frankly Mum, hot chocolate would be more of a treat than ice cream...'

'Don't forget your thermos.'

"You get paid family leave, ten vacation days, health insurance, and there's a bar right next door."

Proctologist drinking beer labeled "Butt Wiser"

Blues Nite Pub

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Sorry, I don't work here."

'That's enough cream. Please stop.'

'Whatever he's drinking.'

'You've Had Enough.'

'For the last time, Bobby, finish all your peanuts first... or you may go directly to your room!'

Sod off Home Hour

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