Morning Brew Fan Gifts

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Big Newspaper Delivery

Which Hogwarts house are you?

'It takes all day to eat it.'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Hipster Coffee

"Just give us the numbers... and don't sugar-coat it."

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

Sugar Machine

Ducks on Trucks

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

'Please do not adjust your set -- I'm just a little hung over.'

The Beer Whisperer

Global warming finally hits home. . .

Lance, the more I drink, the funnier you get! That's why the Fusco brothers are starting a campaign urging Americans to pour beer over their breakfast cereal instead of milk, as they read the comics.

'Either currents have wings or there's a fly in this bun!'

You make me want to say things I've never said before and do things I've never done before. What a sweet thing to - Shh, I'm talking to my beer.

Cookie Shop. New Year's Resolutions Broken Here. Frank, you're already giving up on your resolution to lose weight? Yes, but I'm keeping my resolution to frequently these old friends! The last ten days I've discovered that it's hard to lose weight as we get older and our eyesight declines. What does eyesight have to do with it? It's very difficult to hit a target weight when that target looks so tiny compared to my current weight!

For the love of toast...

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

"Good! I see they made the coffee nice and strong this morning."

You thought B.Y.O.B. meant what? Beer. (This cartoon was originally published on 2004-09-01)

Hey, look - they have launching facilities!

'No cocktails for me, thanks.'

The First Continental Breakfast

'This stuff must be bad for us...it tastes good.'

The best part of waking up...is brewski in your cup.

'I prefer flakes.' 'Figures.'

Wake up and smell the coffee

'The stewbum was proficient at defoaming ewers.'

"As a young man growing up in today's complicated world, I think it's important for me to stay in touch with world events."

Angry man asks fast food drive up clown 'What do you mean it's no longer breakfast in India?'