Morning Brew Champion Gifts

"Good! I see they made the coffee nice and strong this morning."

Toadstools

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Beer Stall

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Bottle Distillery

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

My dad makes his own beer.

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Tea Snob.

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

Devilled Eggs

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"This is our coffeemaker room."

Alcohol Ingredients

"And now from downtown!"

Clive would be lost without his morning heart starter.

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."