Morning Brew Champion Gifts

"Good! I see they made the coffee nice and strong this morning."

Toadstools

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

Beer Stall

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Bottle Distillery

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

'Would you like some of our house wine? I just made it.'

'Do you want toast with that?'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

My dad makes his own beer.

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

Devilled Eggs

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Tea Snob.

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

'Ridiculously Expensive Coffee.'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"This is our coffeemaker room."

Alcohol Ingredients

"And now from downtown!"

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."