Morning Brew Expert Gifts

Sugar Machine

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

1,572 Performances.

'Do you want toast with that?'

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I'm more of a day owl."

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

Bitter End

Beer Lunch

'I brew it myself.'

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

'My first drink since my accident.'

Wish You Were Beer

"You order the microbrew?"

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else!

Can I get you another coffee?

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

"Good coffee."

'Come to our microbrew party. It's B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Brewery.'