Morning Brew Expert T-Shirts

Sugar Machine

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

1,572 Performances.

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

'Do you want toast with that?'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

Bitter End

'I brew it myself.'

"I'm more of a day owl."

Beer Lunch

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

Wish You Were Beer

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

"You order the microbrew?"

'My first drink since my accident.'

Can I get you another coffee?

"Good coffee."

'Come to our microbrew party. It's B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Brewery.'

"And what are those two words that motivate us each and every day?"