Morning Drinker Gifts

Lance, the more I drink, the funnier you get! That's why the Fusco brothers are starting a campaign urging Americans to pour beer over their breakfast cereal instead of milk, as they read the comics.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Bird Tweet.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

The Reaper's Arms

Full English Breakfast.

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Beer Parasol.

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

Alarmistclock

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

The Daily Commute

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

Wine at the Bar

"It's time to wake up!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"