Morning Drinker Prints

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Full English Breakfast.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

The Reaper's Arms

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Beer Parasol.

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Alarmistclock

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Wine at the Bar

The Daily Commute

"It's time to wake up!"

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'