Daytime Drinker Prints

"Soup of the day."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

The Reaper's Arms

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Beer Parasol.

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

9-5, 5-9

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'

Wine at the Bar

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"I'm more of a day owl."

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"I love people-watching."

Getting old...

"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

'I'll be home for dinner pretty soon, dear — I just stopped off to cleanse my palate.'