Morning Mug Enjoyer Gifts

The Daily Commute

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"You're never home."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"Of course I've been drinking!"

Relaxing in front of a fire.

Running Latte

"How long have you been working from home, Mr. Farley?"

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

Munch Master.

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.

"Dang it."

You're only as old as you feel!

"And then it hit me: I got up early for THIS? A slimy, cold worm? I HATE worms!"

Humpty Dumpty is sitting on a wall, Below is a man with a boiling pot waiting for him to land in it, Man is licking is lips, he has napkin on and is holding a knife and fork,

Have a nice downward spiral.

'Let's take another look at the mugshots.'

Which Cup? 'Me' or 'Real Me'?

"You asked for runny!"

"Al's a little careless, but he is our best salesman."

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."

"Some days I wake up grumpy. Other days, I let him sleep."

'Hey Dad - you're shaving with my transistor radio!'

'Well I see we both got our ugly sleep.'

'If you're such a great artist how come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?'

''Friendship is priceless' . . . Thanks for the mug. . . but what's it for?'

'It's a popular new flavor - It tastes like you're asleep!'