Frothy Brew Fan Mugs

'The stewbum was proficient at defoaming ewers.'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

A complimentary biscuit

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"And that's when I realized that I much preferred making frothy desserts."

'I'll take the S. O. S. breakfast special...hold the shingle.'

Beer

Hipster Coffee

Darlene? Rudy? I heard you might be hanging out here. I thought I'd come by just to say hello and see how you're doing. That's nice. Coffee King. I love you. Hence Coffee King. House of Java.

Ducks on Trucks

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

Melted But Not Forgotten

'Yum Yum Bakery - a subsidiary of Slim-Down Weight Loss Centres.'

'Oh Mother, he's just showing off his passion for freshness.'

The Beer Whisperer

Global warming finally hits home. . .

Thank God it's Fry Day.

You make me want to say things I've never said before and do things I've never done before. What a sweet thing to - Shh, I'm talking to my beer.

"This is why I like my wine chilled."

'Either currents have wings or there's a fly in this bun!'

Cookie Shop. New Year's Resolutions Broken Here. Frank, you're already giving up on your resolution to lose weight? Yes, but I'm keeping my resolution to frequently these old friends! The last ten days I've discovered that it's hard to lose weight as we get older and our eyesight declines. What does eyesight have to do with it? It's very difficult to hit a target weight when that target looks so tiny compared to my current weight!

'When I get the clumsies, switch me to a sippy-cup.'

You thought B.Y.O.B. meant what? Beer. (This cartoon was originally published on 2004-09-01)

"You finished yours already?"

The Masons.

'No cocktails for me, thanks.'

The Arrival of Winter.

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

The First Continental Breakfast

'I'll have a 'sewer-fire' in a plunger also.'

Angry man asks fast food drive up clown 'What do you mean it's no longer breakfast in India?'