Craft Brew Supporter Gifts

Toast labor day with union crafted beer!

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Beer Stall

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

Bottle Distillery

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Fetch me another Sculpin IPA."

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer

'Malty tasking.'

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

California Beverages Map

Which Hogwarts house are you?

Bitter End

Beer Lunch

Real Beer People

'I brew it myself.'

Cold Beers and Skiers

'This low-alcohol beer doesn't taste bad with a scotch in it.'

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

"Tap anywhere to begin."

'Actually,I didn't start drinking until his dog died.'