Quirky Glassware Fan Pillows

HAPPY HOUR 4:30-5:30, 'Oh, the prices don't change -- we just serve the beer in cartoon-character glasses.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Old-fashioned computer

The water desk

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

Deer Cross Dressing.

"We're out of flowers."

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

Mice 25¢

Toast kidnapper.

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

'Mr. Pennrose isn't so bad...when he gives someone a pink slip, he always draws a smiley face on it.'

101 uses of a dead cat: toilet brush

The Booger.