Quirky Glassware Fan Prints

HAPPY HOUR 4:30-5:30, 'Oh, the prices don't change -- we just serve the beer in cartoon-character glasses.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Open House of Horrors

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

The water desk

Deer Cross Dressing.

Old-fashioned computer

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

"We're out of flowers."

Mice 25¢

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

Toast kidnapper.

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

This is why I don't eat spiders on a first date.

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'