Festive Fairway Fan Pillows

Santa Claus playing golf.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Elfie Stick

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"I love these old decorations!"

Santa does a keg stand.

"Tunnel of love"

Meet Santa's entourage

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

Person carrying balloons and plants.

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Ring those Christmas bells!

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Christmas reunions!

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Recycled Flake

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"Dude, last night was nuts."

'Don't forget your thermos.'

Made in Sweden.

'Happy New Year!'

'Remember, it's not just gimme. It's please gimme.'

'Damn!...I lost my grip.'

Caddy With A Cool Box