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Celebrity anagrams: I'm a rock child me (Answer: Charlie Dimmock)

'I think I just invented 'Rock 'n Roll'.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Elvis Presley

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Steve Howe.

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, Mac, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

Fuzz - a higher power guides Max's fingers.

Pink Floyd.

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

Born to rock.

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'

Moonbillies.

"He calls himself 'The Hedge!'"

'Choked on his own vomit. I wonder how many points you get for that.'

'When I was a youngster I was going to be a Rock GOD, but the allure of working with multi-denominational tax efficient offshore bonds proved too strong.'

Goldie.

"As a foolproof retirement plan hoping that one of the Kardashians falls for you might be a little optimistic."

Why Bob Dylan never made it through college.

Boulder thinks: 'I rock.'