Cabin Dreamer Pillows

'Now to the layperson this may seem like just a junky little house, but it's actually a really nice treehouse. . . conveniently located on the ground.'

The Art Student.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

"One year closer to college!"

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Judging by the number of 'Polar Bear in snowstorm' paintings the class seems apprehensive using color."

"Happy Birthday!"

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

Whale Romance

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

I'm color blind, please help.

Saguaro Cacti.

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

My First Boat

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

'You've never experienced the Amazon...it's a jungle.'

"Wandering free. . . Wish I could be. . . part of that woooorld."

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"My mind is still on vacation."

"Wait – can you take us to Neverland? We're kind of over Florida."

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

Picasso's learning years.

"This next one goes out to everyone who wishes I were Bobby Short."

Beached Whales

'I was looking for tile floors and more closet space, let's keep looking.'

'I love you and your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

Heavenly Ships

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.