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"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

'Have my bags been in my possession the whole time? What kind of question is that?'

"Well, you must have been a VERY good girl."

OHMIGOD!

Whack A Soul.

'And the heavenly thing about this place is you don't have to think about health insurance,'

God not too happy about finding his Angels playing Quoits with their Halos.

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

An awkward fear of heights...

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"It's so relaxing watching the clouds change shape as they drift by. You could almost forget you're a dog. Is it my imagination… or does that cloud look a bit like a cat? Arf! Arf! Arf!"

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

Clouds

'You see a bunny, I see an off-site system maintained by a 3rd party providing storage, processing power and computer applications.'

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

"What does that cloud look like to you?"

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

'An they have the nerve to call this heaven!'

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

Cherub string quartets

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

"This is your captain speaking. We should be arriving at our destination just as soon as you get comfortable enough to fall asleep."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'That one looks like a hefty tax cut with simultaneous reduction in the deficit.'

Pilot toy stuck to the window of an aeroplane.

'That's beautiful! Where can I get one?'

The Cheese God

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

Caught on a Cloud

'It's not always the Catholics who seem the most disappointed.'