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Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

'Dress code?'

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

Please have 2 forms of photo ID ready.

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Whack A Soul.

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"I still hate you."

Prince in the Afterlife

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Heavenly Take Out

"I don't care if you are a Leicester City fan - you can come down off that cloud right now!"

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

The Cheese God

Flight nap

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Home is where the Harp is.

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

OHMIGOD!

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

"Can't believe they didn't have your size."

Angles on cloud 9 always get to live it up.

An awkward fear of heights...

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

I know, I was expecting something different too...

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"