Cloud Nine Dwellers T-Shirts

"We're engaged!"

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

Whack A Soul.

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"I still hate you."

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

Heavenly Take Out

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Prince in the Afterlife

"I don't care if you are a Leicester City fan - you can come down off that cloud right now!"

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

The Cheese God

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

Flight nap

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

Home is where the Harp is.

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

OHMIGOD!

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

'Dress code?'

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

An awkward fear of heights...

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

"Can't believe they didn't have your size."

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

Please have 2 forms of photo ID ready.

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"