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"They call this heaven? 10,000 channels of religious programming."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Whack A Soul.

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"I still hate you."

Heavenly Take Out

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"I don't care if you are a Leicester City fan - you can come down off that cloud right now!"

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Prince in the Afterlife

"Speaking only for myself, the unexamined life was a total gas!"

The Cheese God

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Flight nap

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

Home is where the Harp is.

OHMIGOD!

'Dress code?'

I know, I was expecting something different too...

An awkward fear of heights...

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

Please have 2 forms of photo ID ready.

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

"Can't believe they didn't have your size."