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"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Dog on a plane.

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"Look at the size of that file. It probably took a long time to get here without using Dropbox."

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

Passenger Jet vs Drones

Heavenly Take Out

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'I have here a list of websites you failed to delete from your hard drive...'

"How should I know? All the information is stored in a cloud somewhere."

Skydive

The Cheese God

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Angel with wings standing next to bird with arms.

Tablet library.

"Sorry for the delay. Someone in hell hacked into our computers!"

'He thinks because he was chairman of a Government Ethics Committee, he ought to pass through with no questions asked'

Log-in name and password?

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

'Dress code?'

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

"We allow some pilots to fly their beloved aircraft one last time."