Cloud Nine Navigators Gifts

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Dog on a plane.

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

Passenger Jet vs Drones

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"How should I know? All the information is stored in a cloud somewhere."

Skydive

The Cheese God

'He thinks because he was chairman of a Government Ethics Committee, he ought to pass through with no questions asked'

"Sorry for the delay. Someone in hell hacked into our computers!"

Angel with wings standing next to bird with arms.

Tablet library.

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

"We allow some pilots to fly their beloved aircraft one last time."

Soaring is the only way to fly