Cloud 9 Cruiser Mugs

Afterlife vending

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

Whack A Soul.

"I still hate you."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

"Who'd have thought it? It turns out you can take it with you when you die."

"I don't care if you are a Leicester City fan - you can come down off that cloud right now!"

Prince in the Afterlife

Heavenly Take Out

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

The Cheese God

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

Meh, I've been on higher.

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

OHMIGOD!

Home is where the Harp is.

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

'Dress code?'

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

I know, I was expecting something different too...

An awkward fear of heights...

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.