Cloud Nine Clubber Mugs

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

Damn defibrillators.

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Heavenly Take Out

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Flight nap

Angel using his hal to play golf.

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

'Well, what do you think of the new BOOYA halo?'

'Wait ... Nobody brought a ball? Now what are we going to do for all eternity?'

"Sorry. I'm molting."

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

Angles on cloud 9 always get to live it up.

"Can't believe they didn't have your size."

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

'I save these for casual Fridays.'

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

'I'm considered a saint, but my mother always thought I could've done better.'

Well, that routine physical didn

'Whoever would have thought you couldn't get in without a jacket and tie?'

Whaddaya mean "oops"?

'Just because you were a good salesman doesn't mean you can come in!'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Golf Heaven: Is it like I'd imagined? Yeah, pretty much.

"I should totally appear to them."

"They call this heaven? 10,000 channels of religious programming."