Cloud Nine Explorers Mugs

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Heavenly Take Out

The Cheese God

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Flight nap

"Once a sinner, always a sinner!"

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

'Dress code?'

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

Everest Sign in Heaven

"Can't believe they didn't have your size."

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

Please have 2 forms of photo ID ready.

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

'I save these for casual Fridays.'

Well, that routine physical didn

"We're engaged!"

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

'I'm considered a saint, but my mother always thought I could've done better.'

"Who knew we could take our Frequent Flyer miles with us?"

'Whoever would have thought you couldn't get in without a jacket and tie?'

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

"There, would you believe it - Made in China!"