Cloud Nine Explorers Prints

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Ahhh, spring baseball.

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

The Cheese God

Flight nap

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"Once a sinner, always a sinner!"

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

Please have 2 forms of photo ID ready.

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

Everest Sign in Heaven

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

I know, I was expecting something different too...

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

"We're engaged!"

'I save these for casual Fridays.'

Life after death. It's all about altitude. "Whaz up?" "Aside from you pants - everything."

'I'm considered a saint, but my mother always thought I could've done better.'

"Who knew we could take our Frequent Flyer miles with us?"

"There, would you believe it - Made in China!"

'Whoever would have thought you couldn't get in without a jacket and tie?'

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

Afterlife vending