Cloud Nine Vacationer Mugs

Everest Sign in Heaven

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

Ahhh, spring baseball.

Whack A Soul.

"I still hate you."

"Your PA isn't due up here for another 27 years. You'll just have to answer the questions yourself."

Prince in the Afterlife

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Heavenly Take Out

"I don't care if you are a Leicester City fan - you can come down off that cloud right now!"

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

The Cheese God

Flight nap

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Descartes in the afterlife: "I thought therefore I was."

Home is where the Harp is.

OHMIGOD!

'Well yes. I guess it makes you look taller.'

"Ah...a newcomer to Heaven, I see."

'Dress code?'

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

An awkward fear of heights...

'I didn't expect Paradise to be so literal...'

'Call me 'Pete'. We're very informal here.'

"Open your mouth so I can take a DNA sample."

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

'If this were really heaven there would be fire hydrants.'

'Angelfood always DID make me break out.'

Heavy angels play ring-toss using halos and thin angel.

I know, I was expecting something different too...

"Can't believe they didn't have your size."