Cosmic Cruiser Pillows

'There's no place to go on this planet.'

A witch gives an astronaut a ride while an alien rides on a magic carpet.

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

Mr. Punch in Venice

dog vs UFO...

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Do you have 4G up here?'

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Surfing alien.

"It seems that we've landed in the camping area of a national park and the ranger is here to collect camping fees."

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

'Well that's certainly new!'

Bargeman on a canal boat.

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

Fighting Gondoliers.

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

"Sorry boys, we have to turn back! I left the space station lights on."

Train to Mars

"You are soon to encounter an odd flying object in the sky... or maybe a strong wind."

"Man! That's the closest I've been to Earth in 60,000 years and that's about as close as I ever want to get."

'And don't forget to do the laundry, and take the trash out... and there was one more thing I meant to tell you... mmm... oh well, it'll come to me later.'

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

'I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that...'

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

"Jupiter is in the Ram, which is bad news for the 17.23."

"Did you pack the travel adaptor?"

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'