Cosmic Commuter Pillows

The Ultimate Luggage Carousel.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Train to Mars

"Move my portfolio off planet."

'And don't forget to do the laundry, and take the trash out... and there was one more thing I meant to tell you... mmm... oh well, it'll come to me later.'

Traffic delays into Saturn.

'I bet he thinks I'm a sap and is taking the long way around to jack up the fare.'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Did you pack the travel adaptor?"

"Jupiter is in the Ram, which is bad news for the 17.23."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Packed like sardines

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Commutobile

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Monday: Next 7 exits.