Cosmic Commuter Gifts

The Ultimate Luggage Carousel.

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

Train to Mars

"Move my portfolio off planet."

'And don't forget to do the laundry, and take the trash out... and there was one more thing I meant to tell you... mmm... oh well, it'll come to me later.'

Traffic delays into Saturn.

'I bet he thinks I'm a sap and is taking the long way around to jack up the fare.'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Did you pack the travel adaptor?"

"Jupiter is in the Ram, which is bad news for the 17.23."

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Packed like sardines

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Scarf puts hat back on.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Commutobile

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

Mars Rover - 'They are right, men are from mars.'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'