Crowd Surfer Pillows

Fan-Centric Stadium

The Epsom Derby - Jockey Rides Out through the Crowd

Rockets in Bath.

Rock Concert

The crowd turned ugly

"Could you pass me up? I'm in row one."

"I was expecting a bigger crowd."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Low-Energy Drinks

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

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"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

TV-Man

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

How I met your mother

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'Ah, business as usual.'

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Crop duster wanted.

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

Remote control wars.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'