Crowd Conqueror Pillows

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

'I was malled.'

Crowds in Bath

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"I didn't spark joy."

What My Day Feels Like

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Keeping warm.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking...'

A guide to seasons in the North East

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Test your patience, back in one hour.

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

'I've misplaced everything.'

Yoga To-Do

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

Mass Travel

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'