Log Sitter Pillows

'So what if Tex is sitting on your log? Pick out a new one!'

Church for sports worshipers.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"That's the preacher's dog."

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"I can tell it's new because it's alive."

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"Show off."

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

THe UDDER Side

Mr. Bumble and Mrs. Corney taking tea

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

"And that's when they left for vacation!"

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

Although in hindsight, maybe she said feed the cat and water the plants.

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"How long have we been sitting on balls, Jon?"

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

"The cat walking business didn't go anywhere! Neither did we."

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fives on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Ice Fishing

Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.

"Sure, I had a retirement plan. Stop going to work"

A cat in a tube

"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

Action Film Shushing

'I love high-definition TV!'

Footballer's Wages

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

'Can you call back? He's busy right now.'