Fence-sitter Pillows

"He's no hat and all corgis."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'Fetch.'

Church for sports worshipers.

"Quick, start the car!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

A large leaf falling on a dog

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Hush puppy.

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Tourists and their Pets.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"He's a guard dog."

"Shake! Good Dog."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

'He's not supposed to go out.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo