Fence-sitter Pillows

THe UDDER Side

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Fetch.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Quick, start the car!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Church for sports worshipers.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

A large leaf falling on a dog

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

Hush puppy.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Tourists and their Pets.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Murder in Apartment 6-K

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"Shake! Good Dog."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"He's a guard dog."

'He's not supposed to go out.'

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"