Fence-sitter Skeptic Pillows

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

Privacy Conference Security

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'Since PRISM, nothing is 'off the record' any more.'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"Our constantant surveillance indicates workers are becoming more paranoid."

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Obama's surveillance of America.

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

"No, your cats don't bother me. I work under constant surveillance at the office."

"As part of our new privacy policy we stopped using hidden cameras."

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

"Your calls may be monitored for training purposes..."

Privacy Conference Security

Couple surrounded by security cameras plus film crew. Man says: 'I find the CCTV is quite intrusive in this area.'

Domestic spying.

Man urinating against wall with sign on back which says 'as seen on CCTV'.

Avoid Constant Borrowing

"Am I rusting? I think one of my sections is sinking. Oh, no! I thought I heard the gate squeak."

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

"Prayer is private. It's just between you, God and the NSA."

How does she get her grass so green?

National Secrecy Agency.

"And this is the new spy satellite we're building to spy of the spy satellite spying on our spy satellite."

Go To Sleeeeep Britain. . .

Desert Isle CCTV

Women on desert island build themselves a fence to talk over.