"Johnson dribbles to the base line and is fouled...Smith pivots to the top of the key and is fouled...Kirby drives to the hoop and is fouled...Smith accepts the inbound pass and is fouled..."
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"Intelligent design...well, duh!"
The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.
"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."
'My philosophy has always been, sell advice, don't follow it.'
Library. Story Hour. This fact-checking site says no cow has ever jumped over the moon.
'You can do whatever you want, Herb, but I sure wouldn't take advice from a bowl of alphabet soup!'
"What do the know!"
"What do you want to be when you give up?"
Elevators offer choice of conversation or conversation-free.
'That 'multiplication table' seems contrived to me!'
A person is reading another person's thoughts.
Harold Was Done Asking Customers About Their Day
Small Talk Lounge
"So, you're the mediation expert, huh? So, what does that make you, a big deal or something?"
"If your faith is so strong, why did you rush to the E.R. instead of your church?"
"I prefer a politician who is deeply religious but also doesn’t take any of that nonsense seriously."
"I can give you a 93.4% assurance that there is less than a 65.6% possibility that this excercise will simply generate 34.8% more meaningless statistics."
"We are both 'godless'. I'm just the one who knows it."
Holy Water
"I think your personal psychic is a waste of money. She promised us a boatload of fish, and I haven't had a nibble all day."
Ahmadinejad in New York.
"Taking crazy risks gives me such a rush. Like check out my phone. No case!"
He's got a lousy voice!
"For some plays, the second act is best left shrouded in mystery."
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'I need a statement that I've been here for the past 15 minutes and read David Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding.'
'We've been seeing a lot of this type of injury lately.'
'Nothing. Just sitting here watching Bob rehearse for 'American I Dull'.'
How are you? Small talk series Good! Good! Well...
Man being eaten by snake
"I told you never to call me at this number."
It's now 4:55 p.m. Don't take this personally, but we really have nothing to talk about for the next five minutes. Happy Hour: 5-7 p.m.
'I still say Global Warming is a conspiracy.'
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