Phone Call Skeptic Pillows

Add a humorous touch to their space with our phone call skeptic pillows—ideal for cozy retreats or office desks, capturing their playful stance on phone calls.

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"I told you never to call me at this number."

"I told you never to call me at this number." mockup

"I told you never to call me at this number."

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"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?" mockup

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

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'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?' mockup

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

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"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line." mockup

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

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'The King of what?'

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Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Mobile phones and long distance relationships, mockup

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

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'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

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'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!' mockup

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

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A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

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...the onion rings

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'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.' mockup

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

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'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?' mockup

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

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"Use your phone once more during dinner...And I'll send you close-ups of my patients' wounds."

"Use your phone once more during dinner...And I'll send you close-ups of my patients' wounds." mockup

"Use your phone once more during dinner...And I'll send you close-ups of my patients' wounds."

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"No, you hang up first. No, you!" mockup

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

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"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes." mockup

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

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"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out." mockup

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

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Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"

Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?" mockup

Reception - "Do you want to continue to 'hold' or do you want to call back later and 'hold'?"

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"He wants to know if I'm alone."

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Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult mockup

Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult

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Listenin' in

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Woman on the phone while her kids cause chaos in the background.

Woman on the phone while her kids cause chaos in the background. mockup

Woman on the phone while her kids cause chaos in the background.

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"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity."

"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity." mockup

"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity."

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'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.' mockup

'You'll never convince me that phone masts aren't a health risk.'

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Collar I.D.

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Business executive has desk sign stating: I am in a meeting.

Business executive has desk sign stating: I am in a meeting. mockup

Business executive has desk sign stating: I am in a meeting.

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"I've been talking on this phone so much, I'm getting cauliflower ears."

"I've been talking on this phone so much, I'm getting cauliflower ears." mockup

"I've been talking on this phone so much, I'm getting cauliflower ears."

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Telemarketing Center: Help wanted. It's not a job - it's a calling.

Telemarketing Center: Help wanted. It's not a job - it's a calling. mockup

Telemarketing Center: Help wanted. It's not a job - it's a calling.

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Dog Chatlines...

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"Hello. This is the old man across the street. Get off my lawn!"

"Hello. This is the old man across the street. Get off my lawn!" mockup

"Hello. This is the old man across the street. Get off my lawn!"

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"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line." mockup

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

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'Still 10 minutes to go before my cheap call rate kicks in...!'

'Still 10 minutes to go before my cheap call rate kicks in...!' mockup

'Still 10 minutes to go before my cheap call rate kicks in...!'

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'You can't put me on hold... I'm putting you on hold!'

'You can't put me on hold... I'm putting you on hold!' mockup

'You can't put me on hold... I'm putting you on hold!'

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'I'm just opening him now. Stand by and I will give you a detailed description of what I find inside your husband...uh...hello?'

'I'm just opening him now. Stand by and I will give you a detailed description of what I find inside your husband...uh...hello?' mockup

'I'm just opening him now. Stand by and I will give you a detailed description of what I find inside your husband...uh...hello?'

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"I can give you a 93.4% assurance that there is less than a 65.6% possibility that this excercise will simply generate 34.8% more meaningless statistics."

"I can give you a 93.4% assurance that there is less than a 65.6% possibility that this excercise will simply generate 34.8% more meaningless statistics."

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"You're currently talking to a Millennial, please hold while we try and find someone who speaks 'boomer'."

"You're currently talking to a Millennial, please hold while we try and find someone who speaks 'boomer'." mockup

"You're currently talking to a Millennial, please hold while we try and find someone who speaks 'boomer'."

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Phone Call Skeptic Pillows Collection

Phone Call Skeptic Mugs

Discover more funny gifts on our mugs page, perfect for the phone call skeptic who loves a good laugh with their morning brew.

Phone Call Skeptic Prints

Visit our prints selection for more witty decor options that speak to the phone call skeptic’s playful personality.

Phone Call Skeptic T-Shirts

Explore our t-shirt collection for more humor-filled designs that suit phone call skeptics with a sense of style and wit.