Cellphone Skeptic Pillows

Etiquette and the mobile phone - "Oh hi. I'm on a training course."

"Use your phone once more during dinner...And I'll send you close-ups of my patients' wounds."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'Man, times have changed.'

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

I.T. Fear

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Computer Class.

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Modern Life Blues

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

Privacy

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

Censorship? We Don't Do That Here.

"Fifty years in academia, studying, researching, writing and teaching. And what do they call me? ‘The Human AI’."

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

Big Brother.

Domestic Spying Drones

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"Tarzan no want computer."

Diner is served

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

I Value Your Privacy, So I'm Keeping It.

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."