Quirky Phone Call Enthusiast Pillows

Snobscene phone call

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'The King of what?'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

...the onion rings

'... Press 7 to admit defeat...'

". . . But, hey, man, I just want to say this in all sincerity, man, that you are the greatest, man, you the el numero uno cat in my book, man you. . ."

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

"No, you hang up first. No, you!"

'Please hold for an eternity...'

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

"He wants to know if I'm alone."

Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult

Collar I.D.

Woman on the phone while her kids cause chaos in the background.

Business executive has desk sign stating: I am in a meeting.

Listenin' in

"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity."

"I've been talking on this phone so much, I'm getting cauliflower ears."

Telemarketing Center: Help wanted. It's not a job - it's a calling.

"One moment, please, while I put you on character building hold."

Turkey Hotline

Dog Chatlines...

'You can't put me on hold... I'm putting you on hold!'

'Still 10 minutes to go before my cheap call rate kicks in...!'

'I'm just opening him now. Stand by and I will give you a detailed description of what I find inside your husband...uh...hello?'

"Hello. This is the old man across the street. Get off my lawn!"

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"You're currently talking to a Millennial, please hold while we try and find someone who speaks 'boomer'."

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute. Your call will be answered in random order.'