Sales Call Skeptic Pillows

"Bloody telemarketers! Always when you're just sitting down for dinner."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

Weight Gain Denial

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

"Multi-level marketing!"

"I gained 10 pounds? I've brought my own bathroom scale for a second opinion."

Cold caller.

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."

New From The People Who Brought You I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-A-Petroleum-By-Product Sandwich Spread

Please seat to be weighted.

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

"I wouldn't have to go on a diet if we hadn't gone metric."

Woman and scales.

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

Sales company

'Your weight second opinion.'

"I was supposed to prepare your year-end review but I figured youe sales chart would just save me the trouble."

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

"...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys really don't have a ray gun...no, this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant..."

'LIAR!'

"The improvement is the higher price."

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."

Elevators offer choice of conversation or conversation-free.

"It's flu season, so you'll probably get sick. To repeat: You... will... get... sick. And when you do, there's Helpaflu."

Small Talk Lounge

"We can see that you just bought a fridge and thought you might be interested in a fridge."

"Oh, we only use them when simple PR won't do."

'You lie!'

City Bank: The bank that sticks with you through thick.