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"Wheels and an engine? Now you're talking sports package."

"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."

'Tell us again why we need three hundred horsepower to get groceries.'

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

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"Multi-level marketing!"

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Cold caller.

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

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'You want to run that by me again?'

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"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

"I was supposed to prepare your year-end review but I figured youe sales chart would just save me the trouble."

"He's a genius at product placement."

'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. Begin at the ninth.'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."

"They're 60 per cent wool, 30 per cent nylon, 35 percent interest..."

'Why do I think that someone has made up these numbers?'

'What's our policy on begging for sales?'

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

"This smartphone is not very smart and will be a excellent purchase for you."

"Oh, we only use them when simple PR won't do."

"We can see that you just bought a fridge and thought you might be interested in a fridge."

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

'It's good quality oil I tell you! Why doesn't anybody believe me?'

'I'm sorry, Jimmy, but your father and I don't need any heavy industrial equipment.'

"But cats love it in the commercials!" "They're acting!"