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"Wheels and an engine? Now you're talking sports package."

"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."

'Tell us again why we need three hundred horsepower to get groceries.'

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

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"Multi-level marketing!"

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Cold caller.

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

'You want to run that by me again?'

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"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

Your weight. See, it's up not down. I told you "thin crust" pizza did not mean it would magically slim you.

"I was supposed to prepare your year-end review but I figured youe sales chart would just save me the trouble."

"Before I begin my summation, ladies and gentlemen of the jury... have you considered the benefits of a reverse mortgage."

"Fabulous! Marvellous! The kind of job that only comes along once in a lifetime!"

"He's a genius at product placement."

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. Begin at the ninth.'

'...I know it's a good discount but we don't need double glazing!'

"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."

'What's our policy on begging for sales?'

"They're 60 per cent wool, 30 per cent nylon, 35 percent interest..."

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

"Oh, we only use them when simple PR won't do."

"We can see that you just bought a fridge and thought you might be interested in a fridge."

"This smartphone is not very smart and will be a excellent purchase for you."

'Why do I think that someone has made up these numbers?'

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'