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Buy one or die! 'I've always been a sucker for a smooth sales pitch.'

Eric was beginning to regret asking his new networking contact what he did for a living. . .

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

I think I'm about to close the deal, R

'I'm so glad that you called to tell me about your new phone tariff deal. I'm actually a double glazing salesman. Can you spare a moment, while I tell you about my great offers?'

"He's a genius at product placement."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

The Salesman

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

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"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Seeing progression motivates.

'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'

Whatever works for you.

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

'Our profit dropped because half of our salesmen are in 'How to increase the profit' - training, sir.'

"As you can see, it's pretty simple - just find the customer and make him buy."

"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."

'You want to run that by me again?'

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

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"Fabulous! Marvellous! The kind of job that only comes along once in a lifetime!"