Sales Pitches Pillows

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

'My idea's quite simple really. Put the money in the bag!'

And if you say yes in the next 30 seconds, I'll throw in a second ring, these handsome cases, and a set of chef's knives. The Infomercial Proposal.

'You want to run that by me again?'

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

"I propose we go with the second option."

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'

"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

Arsene Wenger

"He's a genius at product placement."

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

"Fabulous! Marvellous! The kind of job that only comes along once in a lifetime!"

"Before I begin my summation, ladies and gentlemen of the jury... have you considered the benefits of a reverse mortgage."

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. Begin at the ninth.'

'Blast it's raining!'

"This smartphone is not very smart and will be a excellent purchase for you."

"I've got this idea for a wake-up call."

"Mr. Montague has closed his eyes. That means he likes your idea and will be in touch."

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

'What's our policy on begging for sales?'

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

'It's good quality oil I tell you! Why doesn't anybody believe me?'