Sales Pitch Pro Pillows

'It's good quality oil I tell you! Why doesn't anybody believe me?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"I propose we go with the second option."

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'You want to run that by me again?'

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

Arsene Wenger

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

"He's a genius at product placement."

"Fabulous! Marvellous! The kind of job that only comes along once in a lifetime!"

"Before I begin my summation, ladies and gentlemen of the jury... have you considered the benefits of a reverse mortgage."

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. Begin at the ninth.'

"I've got this idea for a wake-up call."

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

'What's our policy on begging for sales?'

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."

"Mr. Montague has closed his eyes. That means he likes your idea and will be in touch."

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

'My idea's quite simple really. Put the money in the bag!'

'I'm sorry, Jimmy, but your father and I don't need any heavy industrial equipment.'

Sweet. Solid business plan, backed by a three-piece band.

'Never, Ever...skip breakfast on the morning of your big presentation.'

With the aid of a technical dictionary Colin was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"The house? I can't tell you, I'm not allowed in it, but the garden is great! You'll enjoy it if your masters end up buying the house..."