Sales Pitch Connoisseur Pillows

"This second policy covers you for non payment of the premiums on your first policy."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

The Salesman

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

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"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Seeing progression motivates.

'Rabner is tops in customer retention.'

Whatever works for you.

"I think you'd make a persuasive salesman."

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"I can't wait to see our new ad campaign. Wait, don't tell me...it's NEW and IMPROVED!"

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

'The sales team did all they could, so I'd have to say the blame for that must fall on the consumer.'

'Our profit dropped because half of our salesmen are in 'How to increase the profit' - training, sir.'

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"As you can see, it's pretty simple - just find the customer and make him buy."

"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."

'You want to run that by me again?'

Nicola Sturgeon

"Unfortunately, we lost the notes on this portion of our sales strategy."

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, but I'll use a lot of euphemisms!'

"This cream puff was owned by a little old lady who only settled on Sundays."

"He's a genius at product placement."

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"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'