Sales Pitch Pros Pillows

"Fabulous! Marvellous! The kind of job that only comes along once in a lifetime!"

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"I propose we go with the second option."

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

'The plan was idiot-proof. Unfortunately, someone came up with a superior idiot.'

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

"Are we afraid of a little competition? Based on the figures, absolutely."

It turns out people aren't buying our product because it's stupid.

'I take it we won the business, then?'

"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."

'You want to run that by me again?'

Crazy Ed's Warehouse - body in freezer - "Nobody beats our prices and gets away with it."

"I want you to come up with a new word to define 'profits'."

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

Telsa Sales

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

"He's a genius at product placement."

"Before I begin my summation, ladies and gentlemen of the jury... have you considered the benefits of a reverse mortgage."

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

Arsene Wenger

'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. Begin at the ninth.'

"Mr. Montague has closed his eyes. That means he likes your idea and will be in touch."

Retailers Tech Expo. A customer just passed a card with an embedded chip by the sensor to complete the purchase! They wave goodbye to their money!

'What's our policy on begging for sales?'

"It means a chieftain tank of petrol."

"Actually, the 24/7 Roadside Assistance kinda makes up for the 24/7 vehicle depreciation."