Sales Pitch Survivor Pillows

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

'The beauty of this model is that it can easily be reassembled.'

With the aid of a technical dictionary Colin was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

'And in conclusion.'

'Sell South Africa!'

That's not the reaction I was going for. Let me try to put a different spin on it.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

The company's marketing strategy became increasingly sophisticated.

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

Frank was famous for his anti-inflammatory rhetoric.

I'm more than just a sauce, I'm a re-sauce.

"Your body language says you've lost interest."

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

'You want to run that by me again?'

"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

"Standard equipment includes the Manual Anti-Collision Sonic Warning System...otherwise known as the horn."

Nethead strip: Sale.com

"He's a genius at product placement."

Bored Meeting

"Now I know many of you still have questions about reverse mortgages...."

'Setting a low bar helps us to consistently exceed our expectations.'

'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. Begin at the ninth.'

"This smartphone is not very smart and will be a excellent purchase for you."

'What's our policy on begging for sales?'